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For your viewing pleasure, here’s a small teaser of things to come. Like all teasers it should leave you titilated yet disatisfied, cheering yet jeering, happy yet malcontent! It’s my way of telling you that I love you yet piss on you.

Enjoy!

Hello gang,

Another span of silent void, another update. What to do talk about? What to talk about indeed? Let’s see. How’s my job going you ask? Well, it’s only a mouth-watering, adrenaline-pumping, ego-stroking, nymph-ladden, carnal-pleasure-giving rollercoaster. Why? I’m glad you asked, my trusty sidekicks — Microsoft had finally revealed to the world the Xbox 360! o_O!

It blows the mind! Aside from the name — which I hate with the intesity of a thousand suns crashing on the surface of a thousand hells — the box is… just… wow… I need a new pair of panties ‘cuz mama I ain’t getting that “fresh” feeling from them no more, you know what I’m saying?

In other news, it’s becoming incresingly difficult to to write this blog in the usual I-hate-you-so-fucking-much-that-I-want-to-staple-your-ass-to-your-eyes fashion I used to because *gasp* I’m becoming less and less angry! But Mass, how could this be?

I loathed my job and by extension my life a few years ago. My job was literally sucking fun right out of my life the same way a twisted gym teacher breaks the spirits of the school’s local computer club under the crushing heels of phys-ed. It challenged me in some good way and challenged my patience in many bad ways. I would come home exhausted, angry, and very cranky.

I no longer have that. I love my job! I love my house! I work in the game-freaking-industry! I am ever close to achieving my goal of becoming a ballerina!… err.. I mean… of becoming a full-time professional game programmer. My foot is in the door and I’m wearing steel-toe boots. On-and-off I program trying to make a game in my spare time. Eventually it’s bound to lead to something. My problem is that I’m impatient. I want to develop a game and I want to have developed it now! Dammit!

I got some cool things in the works and I hope they will see the light of day. To that effect, I now have a new desktop wallpaper greeting me every morning while I’m contemplating fucking around on the internet or thinking of firing up a game. It says simply “Put your money where you mouth is”. I’ve had games in my blood since I can remember, and 10 minutes after playing my first game ever I said “I can make this better”. I’ve been programming (almost) ever since. Hubris aside, I think I’m a very good programmer — so where are the games?

They’re coming, that’s for sure. I have three in the works. Each one is different but the things I develop in one are building blocks for the next. If I don’t finish something I really don’t deserve to be where I want to be.

Here’s to the next update!